List O’ Rama

Sometimes I sit behind the mighty wheel of this here blog and I can’t for the life of me think of anything even REMOTELY interesting to write about.

Yeah, TKT. We can tell.

Quiet down anonymous voice that isn’t really saying anything.

So, for laughs, I’m going to list out stuff as of RIGHT NOW and someday I’ll look back on this post and go…”Say what? I actually liked that food/show/video game/book/idea?

Hey, for bonus laughs, why don’t you guys do the same? I’ll check the comments for your ‘lists.’ Or, you know, don’t.

Be warned, this is completely random, goofy and the result of being kind of crabby today. Plus, I need a nap.

Candy – Orange Tic-Tacs (I was so ahead of Paulie Bleeker from Juno on this one)
TV Show – Lost (best show ever, I’m afraid)
Movie – Shoot ‘Em Up
Breakfast Meal – Eggo Nutrigrain waffles with Karo corn syrup (yes, it’s clear syrup and it’s delicious)
Lunch Meal – Chipotle (when you go, order the TKT special! Chicken burrito bol, rice, black beans, extra chicken all three of the salsas, lettuce. Add liberal amounts of Tabasco sauce)
What? No Cheese or Sour Cream? No cheese. No sour cream. What…do you want to ruin it?
Dinner Meal – Chipotle (see above) otherwise I’ve taken to Paisano’s pizza on which I like copious amounts of meat. If I wanted a salad, I’d order one. Eat it, mushroom lovers!!!
Vending Machine Purchase – I like a nice satchel of Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies.
At This Point I Should Point Out – I’m a sucker for cookies. They’re like kryptonite to me, as in…I’m powerless.
Pen – I’m a fan of the Uniball Vision Micro, black. Unless, I’m editing. Then it’s the same thing, except…red.
For Laughs – I check Achewood constantly. You either get it or you don’t.
Don’t Like – Britney Spears news.
Don’t Care – About politics. (I know, I know…this is the time for change, etc., etc…)
Cartoon – El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera (Nickelodeon) Best…Cartoon…Ever.
He Who Can Do No Wrong – Movie director Robert Rodriguez
She Who Can Do No Wrong – Musicians Tegan & Sara Quinn (tie)
Best Monster – Zombies! (hello?)
Worst Monster – Grover. (dude is not scary AT ALL)
Most Over-used Monster – Vampires. (we get it with the blood and the sunlight)
Best Natural Disaster – Earthquakes
Worst Natural Disaster – Oprah Winfrey (there go two of my frequent readers…)
Shoes – I’m for shoes. I wear them, I mean.
Tattoos – Not for me, no.
Neck Tattoos – The equivalent of saying: “Lookit me! I need attention!” Also, it’s dumb.
Worst State in the Union – New Mexico. (seriously…would anyone miss it?)
Best State in the Union – California (actually, this can change on a weekly basis for me. New Mexico? not so much)
Please Cancel – One Tree Hill (that main dude is too in love with himself)
Why Did You Cancel – Arrested Development?
I Wish I Had – That book deal
I Wish I Didn’t Have – So much dang gray hair
Reading – A book from another writer I met online (Hello Steve!)
Also Reading – Song of Susannah by Steven King (ehh…)
Last Best Book I’ve Read – The Road by Cormac McCarthy (wow, wow, wow)

All right. It’s not perfect, but it totally killed about 20 minutes of time and made me feel like I wasn’t such a bad blogger. Take a crack at it, yo. It’ll make you feel better or something.

I feel better already.