Props go out to Devas T. for helping me waste my lunch break today. He found the thing that lets you make a Simpsons version of yourself. It’s on It’s just what I needed to dwindle my free time here at work down to nothing!

Anyway, here I am:

Now, I know I’m not as buff as my Simpsons clone would have you believe, nor am I that angry looking all the time. I got it as close as I could, so it’s gonna have to do. The best part is being able to have ‘me’ wear a Grand Theft Walrus t-shirt and add the little soul patch under my lip.

That, my friends, was the thing that clinched it for me.