Lil’ Post
Hiya.
Not much new and exciting here today.
Okay, that’s not entirely true.
I got a request for a full read of my old baby Travis & the Magic Sandbox. Pretty exciting. I decided to see if I had any new luck and lo and behold…BAM! An agent I have much, much respect for decided it sounded fun and wants to give it a whirl. This is despite the fact:
– That it’s a Middle Grade Book that clocks in at 82,000 words!
– That it’s set up as a series. (I plan to write ten of them!)
– That the 2nd book is already written!
– That it’s (gulp!) a ‘portal’ book*
– That she decided to pass on my other book I submitted to her.
So, that’s kind of cool, eh? In other news, I just wrote a very rough draft for what I believe will be my first picture book submission. It’s called Mine! and it chronicles the ground rules a boy has for a ‘visitor’ in his house. I’m hoping to get this thing in tip-top shape to start sending out soon.
Funny thing: While asking for advice on formatting Mine! I gave a kind of goofy example of the style my book is written in. I really quickly wrote 4 lines (again, as an example). Here they are:
They’re eating the picnic baskets and making a mess! Oh, those bears!
They’re climbing on the cars and knocking down trees! Oh, those bears!
I can see one swimming in the lake, scaring the ducks! Oh, those bears!
One is tearing down the laundry and wearing my hat! Oh, those bears!
Wouldn’t you know it? A couple people thought it was kind of catchy. Just because I don’t have enough to do, I’m going to attempt to write a picture book called…you guessed it: Oh, Those Bears!
What is it about the ‘fake’ ideas I have? They seem to generate more interest than my ‘real’ ones.
* What’s a portal book? It’s a book where the main character journeys to another world and/or time through a doorway or ‘portal’ of some sort. Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, His Dark Materials, etc… They’re deemed (in the eyes of some agents) as hackneyed and amateur-ish. Discovering I’d written a ‘portal’ book was what prompted me to shelve Book 3 in the series until things changed. We’ll see if things have changed, fair readers!!!
Are portal books the writer’s equivalent to gateway drugs?
Good luck with the Magic Sandbox thing. Is that the same agent who you talked about at the very beginning who didn’t like The Shortbus Diaries?
You should have a part where the bears tell you to help prevent forrest fires. That would be zany and original. *thinks about Mitch Hedberg and Smacky the Frog*
What is it about the ‘fake’ ideas I have? They seem to generate more interest than my ‘real’ ones.
The same thing happens on my blog. If I try and write a good post, I get no comments. If I just wing it and jot down complete garbage, it sparks a discussion.
Sounds like a winner, Thomas! :*)
Hilarious! Just keep sending crap out and eventually, something will stick. Promise.
Stan – Yeah, they sort of are. I guess they have a reputation for being bad and a novice writer’s first foray into the writing biz.
And yep…same agent. Thou art astute.
Demon Hunter – Aw shucks. You’re too nice to me.
Colorado Writer – That’s the plan, lady! They’ll get so tired of looking at my crap they’ll HAVE to snap me up.